Tag: Santa’s Score: 2/5

Tini MC – “Christmas Hip Hop Beat”

If there was such thing as a textbook Christmas hip-hop beat, this would be it. Nothing fancy, just exactly what you would expect




“Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Remix”

Get your mythical swag on with this hip-hop version of “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies”. This shit reminds me of the old Zelda games… I swear they had music like this in some of the dungeons.   




SofaSoundBeats – “Carol of the Swag”

“Carol of the Bells” is one of the most highly used songs for hip-hop Christmas songs, and SofaSoundBeats keeps the ball rolling with this one. This beat is heavily watermarked which makes it (significantly) less enjoyable. I normally avoid posting music with watermarks, but I’ll give this one a pass this time: the song’s name is




Odd Future – “F*** This Christmas”

If you are in a pissed off mood for whatever reason and have no desire to cheer up, this song is for you. Hell, Odd Future in general is probably a good look if that’s how you’re feeling.




Spyder-D – “Ghetto Santa”

Another cut off the 1987 Christmas Rap compilation, “Ghetto Santa” is a no frills Christmas rap song. With Spyder-D and DJ Doc on production, the instrumental is a hip-hop version of “Jingle Bells” with sleigh bells layered on to give it a distinctive Christmas vibe.




Ludacris – “Ludacrismas”

In the 2007 comedy Fred Claus starring Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti, Ludacris plays the part of DJ Donnie, the official DJ of the North Pole. It’s a small role as he only appears in one scene where Fred (Vince Vaughn) is fed up with the redundancy of DJ Donnie’s track selection. Check it out




Ying Yang Twins – “Carol Of Da Bellz” (with Lyrics)

Closing out the Ying Yang Twins’ 2008 Christmas album is “Carol Of Da Bellz”, a crunk/club version of the classic tune. The song has a jam of an instrumental, but the lyrics aren’t very Christmas relevant. The Twins rap about sippin on various alcoholic beverages and hitting the club during Christmas season. In Ying Yang




Ying Yang Twins – “This Christmas” (with Lyrics)

As the second song on the Ying Yang Twins’ Christmas album, “This Christmas” is arguably the most true to the original Christmas classic. It starts off as a standard R&B remake until Kaine chimes in at around the 1:30 mark. I’m not a fan of his verse because his vocals just don’t fit the dynamic




Ying Yang Twins – “Sleigh Ride” (with Lyrics)

I know it’s rare, but the Ying Yang Twins are actually on good behavior for this song. There are a few lines about their desire for spiked egg nog and tightly rolled blunts, but that’s par for the course. Aside from that, “Sleigh Ride” has got to be one of the cleanest and morally right




Ying Yang Twins – “Deck Da Club”

The Ying Yang Twins are so 10 years ago… but Santa doesn’t discriminate! The crunked out rap duo have their fair share of party bangers, and Christmas parties are no exception. “Deck Da Club” is textbook Ying Yang with some added holiday cheer. By the name of the song, you can probably tell it is